A selection of amazing things that we were going to do

Jurrasic Beats

In Uncategorized on August 23, 2009 at 2:34 am


Being a nerd hip hop fan, I always thought some of Jurrasic Park’s score would sound dope diggity funky fresh nasty over some nice beats.

But before I could—wait—Its been like 15 years since the J-Park hit the screets! Why did it take somebody this long? I mean with the internet and the kids? I don’t know. But credit finally goes to Swizz Beatz for filling this hole in the universe. Swizz’s apparently worked with everyone in hip hop and is dating Alicia Keys, but this is the first I’ve heard of him. Maybe I don’t like hip hop?  Is that the one with the turntables?

You can listen to the track in all its mediocre glory below.

jurassic theme (instrumental) –


Banksy Works the Bristol Museum

In Cleverness on July 27, 2009 at 6:41 pm

RATING 10/10

I was gonna take an entire museum and have free reign to do whatever I want, adding clever provactive twists to hundreds of—you know what, fuck you Banksy.

Fancy Fast Foods

In Fine Dining on July 1, 2009 at 5:13 pm


Spicy Chicken Sushi (Fancy Popeyes Chicken)

Aside from the occasional, random health food kick, I’ve always been an adamant supporter of fast food. Its not because its cheap, or delicious, or convenient. Its because its cheap, delicious, and convenient. But girls are always like “ehhh, I want to be treated like a lady and eat off of a square plate.”

With just a little bit of extra preparation, you can keep a #5 from looking like a #2. Trash the wrapper, eat half the serving when she’s not looking, rearrange what’s left on your fancy square plate, then sprinkle something on top that’s the opposite color – BAM! Your eyes’ mouths will be watering in no time. And so will your lady’s.

I’d have capitalized on this and made a cookbook myself, but I was too busy romancifying.

Fancyfastfood.com can have this one.